Saturday, February 20, 2010
PANGS OF TURNING 20..! Top 20 reasons to complain..!
#1 : You are not a "Teen" anymore.
#2 : You had a lot of fun being a teenager, and somehow you still feel you have not had enough.
#3 : You havent had as many as flings you thought you did have when you were a teenager.
#4 : No, you didnt pursue photography as your sole passion in your life. Survival tactics came as a major blockade.
#5 : You have to get rid of your funky piercing and goatee you flaunted back then.
#6 : You are not supposed to have erratic emotional behavior as this is solely a trait of a teenager and mentally retarded.
#7 : Your hormones dont go over-drive anymore.
#8 : You dont have much of pimple problem to complain about.
#9 : You 're shocked to discover that you 're still a virgin.
#10 : You dont call your pocket money as 'pocket money' anymore. "Allowance" seems fancy!
#11 : You always have that nagging suspicion that your "plan for next 10 years" if going to fall apart.
#12 : You 're expected to act mature when you dont want to.
#13 : Whatever happened to those times when you were so concerned about your growing chests and penises than your mind.
#14 : You 're more Organised.
#15 : Your music, movies or porn collection gets replaced by 'Project slides and pdf's'.
#16 : Your spend half your free weekend asleep as you claim to be tired all the time.
#17 : You 're demoralized as its time to find The ONE and not just a Hottie from the pub.
#18 : You dont gift your friends cards that say "friends forever".
#19 : You watch the movie 3 Idiots and dont say "Hey, Thats us..!". Instead you say " Hey, that WAS us.."
#20 : Ripped faded jeans dont suit you anymore.And also dont fit you anymore.
And finally.. When the word FUN gets replaced by MBA And EMI.
Self compiled.
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6 comments:
Well, it's so true, but it's so male-centric! What about 'vagines'(as pronounced by Borat) :P
How is this male centric..? I have faced these and I am not a male..!
LOL
maza aaya
Ur my cute Tom Boy pal!
Now that's sumthyng wth we call kick ass!
:)
amazing work !!
its so harsh.....yet so true...when you are a kid you can't wait to grow and now you feel all bygones were so much better...." broken toys and incomplete homeworks were much better than unsatisfied desires and broken emotions"...
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