A man who had just died, arrived at heavens gate. Before allowing him
entry, St. Peter asked him if had ever loved a woman.
"No", the man replied, "Not a single one."
"Did you have a friend you cared for?"
"No."
"Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature?"
"No."
"What took you so long to get here?" asked a surprised St. Peter.
"You have been dead for ages." - Readers Digest.