Okay let me take some time out and list all the dumbest "Reality" shows ever.
Celebrity Big brother - This show shows how we humans cant stand our own kinds - Humans.
Moment of truth - We learn a valuable lesson here : Secrets should stay as secrets sometimes.
Simple life : Nothing to say. Its got Paris "bitch" Hilton "acquiring" skills like plumbing and stuff wearing her make up and her six - inch stilettos. The only thing she doesn't wear is her panties.
Growing up Gotti : Grow up Veronica..! And for some reason I have always seen her in white polo neck blouse and a white short skirt with white boots. And one question, Are those implants..?
Flab to fab : Fat people cribbing and cribbing.. and more cribbing. And not to mention the sweat. Eww..!
Chris Angels 'Mind freak' - Chris you are afreak..!
The Apprentice - I so wanna shoot Donald Trump in his head the next time he says "You are fired".
Ghost Hunters - What..?
Americas next top model - The name of the show should have been Americas next top nobody. I mean seriously, where do they disappear after the show?
Rendouvous with Simi Garewal - Why are you in white all the time woman? It hurts my eyes..!
Takeshis castle - You know Asians are innovative but strangely weird. I don't know why every Person taking part in that show acts like he/ she is going to meet Donald Duck.
How about the desi ones?
Emotional Attyachar - Watching your show is an attyachar.What a bunch of fakers.
Koffee with Karan - Its got Karan Johar.
Rakhi/ Rahul ka Svayamvar - Oh! my god, shoot me in the head. How can you make a joke of a such a sacred institution called Marriage?
Channel V Dare to date - Concept of this show : Make a cat and a dog date. After that watch the fun. And somebody please get rid of Andy..!
Axe your Ex - Take revenge on your ex who was probably a loser just so that you can get some footage. What the hell are they preaching anyway? Revenge and payback?
Spiltsvilla - Ummm..."Sluts"villa..!!
Desi Girl - Cat fights and sheer overacting..! Sambhavana Seth was a dude before. ask her if she went through some hormone therapy.
Meethi Churi no. 1 - Good girls gone bad. But with a downside of massive douchery all the time by Rakshanda Khan.
Kitchen Champion - Does Ronit Roy know how to boil an egg?
The player - Till this date I never understood a damn what this game is about.
Beg, Borrow, steal - Does anybody even watch this show? I guess not.
Koi mujhe iss jungle se bacchao - eh?
Kya aap paasvi pass hain? - Flop show!! In spite of having Shahrukh Khan on board.
Kamzor Kaddi kaun - Neena Gupta ji zaara "Saans" lijiye..! ( Neena Gupta, take some breath)
Main, tum aur mum - What was this whole show about anyway?
Next a massive pain the ass :
Rakhi ka Insaaf - Ek, Do, Teen, Chaar, Bandh karo yeh attyachar..!! ( 1,2,3,4, please stop this atrocity). Dare to watch it?
